Teachers'
	Songs (literal)

Teacher	Song & Artist	Comments	Suggested By
Brother Alphonsus Bruv	Stutter Rap Morris Minor & the Majors	Can't resist this one for dear old Bruv - may the good Lord forgive me.	John T
Neville Bayross	God Save The Queen		Brian Daly
Neville Bayross	Man I Feel Like A Woman Shania Twain		Robin Lambert
Mr Crosby Bing	Sailing Rod Stewart	With ref to the HMS Hood incident q.v. on the website.	John T
Vernon Dobson	The Boxer Simon and Garfunkel	Art teacher and boxing coach.	John T
Doc Lewis	Three Wheels On My Wagon	One time I was in the playground and heard a couple of older kids sing it as Doc wheeled past, but they were smart enough to keep it just out of his earshot.	John T
Doc Lewis	Walk this way		Brian Daly
Doc Lewis	Psycho Killer Talking Heads		John T
Doc Lewis	Under my wheels Alice Cooper		Robin Lambert
Doc Lewis	These boots were made for walkin' Nancy Sinatra		Robin Lambert
Father Dominic	I'm the Urban Spaceman		Michael O'Shea
Father Dominic	Road to Nowhere Talking Heads	You may ask yourself, "What is that song for Monty and Do-do", our beloved Talking Heads. In career terms. "Road to Nowhere" springs to mind.	Paul Gibbens
Bill Genders	Sharp dressed man		Brian Daly
Paddy Hartin	Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood Animals		John T
Paddy Hartin	I close my eyes and count to ten Dusty Springfield		Robin Lambert
Wendy Henderson	Thriller Michael Jackson		Brian Daly
Mr Jenkinson	The Young Ones Cliff Richard		John T
Mr Jenkinson	YMCA Village People		Robin Lambert
Mr Jenkinson	Do You wanna touch me? Gary Glitter ...	Double whammy!!	Robin Lambert
Mr Jenkinson	Doing Alright with the Boys Gary Glitter ...	Triple whammy!!	Robin Lambert
Father Leo	The Young Ones Cliff Richard		John T
Father Louis Ssssnake	S-s-Single Bed Noosha Fox	I suggest S-s-Single Bed by Noosha Fox as a suitable song for Fr Louis. The way the husky female vocalist says the words Single Bed is reminiscent of the infamous s-s-s-ing of Fr Louis.	John T
Father Louis Ssssnake	Silly Games Janet Kay		Robin Lambert
John Montgomery Monty	Monty Got A Raw Deal REM	On one of the R.E.M. albums, I was amazed to find a song entitled Monty Got A Raw Deal. Fame for our very own Mr McKay!	John T
John Montgomery Monty	Donald, where's me troosers		Brian Daly
John Montgomery Monty	Talking Heads Road to Nowhere	You may ask yourself, "What is that song for Monty and Do-do", our beloved Talking Heads. In career terms. "Road to Nowhere" springs to mind.	Paul Gibbens
John Montgomery Monty	Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick Ian Dury		Robin Lambert
Eddie Morgan Twitch	Smoke Gets In My Eyes Bryan Ferry		Robin Lambert
Alan Osborne	Whisky in the Jar Thin Lizzy		Robin Lambert
Miss Papachek	Song by Brian Durcan!	The female teacher who went "sans lingerie" could have been the physics teacher Miss Papachek. The late, lamented, eccentric, Brian Durcan in my class composed a tune with a reggae backing using her name, and used to sing it in her physics class. I sometimes joined in on backing vocals.	John T
Miss Papachek	Hot Love - T Rex		John T
Miss Papachek	She’s My Woman Of Gold T. Rex (Words Adjusted)	I did suspect it was Miss Papachek. She taught me in the 2nd year. We also had a song for her, a version of the T Rex song replacing "She's my woman of gold and she ain't very old" with "She's a silly old bitch and she ain't got no tits" and so on.	Peter Holmes
Mr Raleigh Walter	Totally Random Man Therapy		Brian Daly
Father Raymond	Funky Moped Jasper Carrott		John T
Father Raymond	Girls, Girls, Girls Sailor	Now that's What I call Salvo 71	Robin Lambert
Tufnell Colin Tufty etc etc	Bend It - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch	Combining his metalwork teaching and bachelor status.	John T

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